Airy Potato Chips

Fired reason no 21

   Pshhhh~!!!!
   There were no chips, and right after I
   opened the bag, the pressure of the
   air inside blew me away!!
   Wait, did I purchase a bag of air?!?!?!
   Because the pressure blew me away
   from work, I got fired.

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