Positions

Intern

This is the first job you get. You are fired if you don't get promoted.

Text: "Even though I'm just an intern, I'll do my best at my job! I'll show my passion and devotion!! Let's get started!"

Contract Staff (C.S.)

Starting at this job you'll get payment when you are fired. You will also be able to do challenges.

If you fail to get promoted twice in a single game, you will be fired.

Text: "I failed to get a full time postition.. My passion is disappearing and I have huge eyepockets... Can I really get a full time job someday?"

Fulltime Staff (F.S.)

Starting at this job you only get fired after 3 consecutive failures to get promoted.

Text: "I finally became a fulltime staff, but things are not getting any better. My eyes are so red, and I have huge eyepockets, because I've been working overtime every day, and every weekend. I don't even have time to get a hair cut. When will things get better?"

Assistant Manager (A.M.)

From this job on you will lead all employees with a lower position than yours. You can put them to work at the cost of 10 health, and give them 3 books when you do. When they finish a book, you will gain 1 EXP and 1 gold. 

Cumulative pension is where the real money will be from now on (if you get the most or all the upgrades, you still get 300 exp and 300 gold from this jub, but you just get them faster), because when you get fired you go 2 ranks down, this means that if you get fired again you get that pension to.  

This job also unlocks new "text events".

Text: "Finally I've got my haircut...but I found my front hair line started receding!!! Plz... I haven't even married yet :("

Manager

Team starts asking you for help and permissions. Answer correctly and you get a 0.5% promotion chance bonus, answer incorrectly and you get a 1% promotion chance decrease.

Text: "The further my hair line recedes, the better I have become at work. I don't even shave my face anymore. I'm just too tired...all I do at home is sleep... I'm...becoming a boring old man."

Deputy General Manager (D.G.M.)

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Now you can tap your team to make them work harder at the cost of your health. Do it too much and they will go on a strike and get you fired! This postition also unlocks the "Leadership" skills, which is permanently unlocked after that.

Text: "I used to have really good eye sight before I started to work, but I can't even see anything without my glasses now. It's just awkward to see myself wearing glasses. I became a glasses wearing boring old man."

General Manager (G.M.)

Nothing special here.

Text: "Due to too much late night snacks during over night work, I gained so much weight. Doctor told me that I have a very good chance to get diabetes... I gotta stop my bad habits, first, stop smoking!"

Director

Nothing special here.

Text: "The developer: I didn't dare talk to anyone higher than the General Manager when I was working.. So I have nothing to say about it."

Managing Director

Takes aprox 1.5 hours to complete, recommended to pay attention to your team so as to not get fired.

Text: "The developer: I didn't dare talk to anyone higher than the General Manager when I was working.. So I have nothing to say about it."

Senior Managing Director

Takes aprox 3 hours to complete.

Text: "It's happening because it's a game... what chance do the actual workers have?"

Vice President

In this job you can easily reach 100% promotion change (using chat events).

President

From this position you can get the 3rd thumbs up by giving away 500000 of YOUR money to your employees.

If 40000 exp = 6 hours, 99999999 = 1200 hours (50 days of non-stop gamming), needless to say, no idea what happens.

Free rider

including Intern. To get it, do not perform any work for an extended period of time and a message will pop up letting you know you have been promoted to Free Rider. You cant do challenges and part time jobs while waiting for this position. Just wait a few minutes doing literary nothing.

This position gives you a +10% promotion chance increase.

Income per work is increased by +1.

Text: "(Hidden Position) I haven't been doing any work for a long time, and known as a free rider among co workers. But I feel like my promotion chance somehow rose... I'm not afraid of going to work anymore. What should I do today to waste my time...?"

Angel

You can become Angel in position Manager or higher by answering your team's requests positively many times in a row (which, in most cases, affects your promotion chance negatively). By becoming Angel you get "Angel" added in front of whichever position you're in at that time. Example: Angel General Manager.

When you become Angel, you get blonde hair and pink wings. The look is the same for every position you can turn Angel.

You lose the Angel title by being promoted or fired.

By becoming Angel your pension gets temporarily doubled, or until you lose the Angel title.

Your promotion chance is lowered by -10%.

Text: "(Hidden position) I've always been so kind to my team, and they started to call me 'Angel'. But I feel like they are taking advantage of my kindness... Well, being called an angel is a good thing anyway..."

Evil

You can become Evil in position Manager or higher by answering your team's requests negatively many times in a row (which, in most cases, affects your promotion chance positively). By becoming Evil you get "Evil" added in front of whichever position you're in at that time. Example: Evil Deputy General Manager.

When you become Evil, you get red skin and horns. The look is the same for every position you can turn Evil.

You lose the Evil title by being promoted or fired.

By becoming Evil your pension gets temporarily doubled, or until you lose the Evil title.

Your promotion chance is increased by +10%.

Text: "(Hidden position) I've always been so harsh to my subordinates, and they started to call me 'Evil'. But I feel like my boss loves me for it... I guess it's not that bad then...?"

Side Job King

One would get it by doing a lot of part time jobs without getting promoted, reaching another hidden position (e.g. Evil) or leaving the game. (There's a false hypothesis which consists at staying for more than 20 seconds at the ad representing the part time job before closing it, but that would prevent 'No-ads' buyers to actually getting the position; more proofs would be needed for a more clean solution to this problem)

You get no promotion chance increase, but every side job you complete, you get additional 200 money.

Text: "(Hidden position) I've been doing so much part time work recently, I became 'Side Job King'! My part time payment rose! But my company salary hasn't changed at all :("