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Employees

Conversations with pepole that have a lower position then you.

He is sleeping!

  That guy over there... has
  bean sleeping for quite a
  while...
  It really annoys me... what
  should I do?
  Should I call him and yell?

One of the team members is sleeping.

  • Well, he must be so tired... just let him sleep.
    • Accept
      Boss: "Your team didn't
      finish their project before
      the due date. What are
      you doing hera as a team
      manager?"
      Promotion -1%
  • What the hell are you doing!!! When I was at your position!!!
    • Refuse
      Sorry... I'm sorry... OTZ
      Promotion +0.5%

Work Mistakes

  Excuse me Manager..
  I have something to tell you.
  I made some mistakes on my
  work...
  I'm so sorry.

He is honestly telling me his mistakes.

  • Actually. It's my fault. I didn't really tell you how to do it, sorry.
    • Accept
      Boss: "he's your team, so <br /> you are responsible for it!"
      Promotion -1%
  • Submit your apology right now!!!

Buy me a drink

  Manager, I just broke up with
  my love... I just can't
  concentrate...
  • How about tonight? I'll buy you a drink! (Money -500)
    • Accept
      Manager... :< !!!!
      Promotion +0.5% (Money -500)
  • We have no time for your date! Just go back to work!

Bosses

Conversations with people that have a higher position then you.

Happy Company :D

  To make a healthy company
  culture, we devided to go
  hiking this weekend!

Vice President suggest hiking. What should I do?

  • I'll bring some fruits!
    • Accept
      What's the spirit! XD
      Promotion +1%
      Health -20
  • Well.. I have to go to the Academy.. this weekend..
    • Refuse
      Huh, you won Lottery or <br />something?
      Promotion -1%

Let me borrow some money...

  I need some cash right now,
  but all I have is my credit
  card...
  Can i borrow some cash?

Deputy General Manager needs some cash, what should I do?

  • Here you are sir! (Money -50)
    • Accept
      He must've forgotten my money... I'm so broke... :-(
      Promotion +1% (Money -50)
  • Just use your card...
    • Refuse
      Hey hey...<br />Have some sympathy!
      Promotion -1%

Bring me a cup of coffee

  Coffee after lunch!
  Bring me one!

General Manager asks me to bring a cup of coffee. What should I do?

  • Get one from Starbucks. (Money -50)
  • Make cheap Coffee.
    • Refuse
      Umm..the taste of <br />sweetness...
      Nothing Changed

Work on Weekends

  Urgent call from the uppper
  managment to finish our
  project this week~
  I guess we have to work hard
  on the weekends!

Managing Firector asked me to work this weekend. What should I do?

  • I love working on weekends!
    • Accept
      I like your enthusiasm! :D
      Promotion +1%
      Health -10
  • Well I have an appointment this weekend...

Wedding

  I'm getting married!
  Here, it's my invitation~
  by the way, you don' relly
  have to come if you are too
  busy.

General Manager invited me to xome to the wedding. What should I do?

  • Congratulations! Of course I'll be there (Money -100)
    • Accept
      Thanks, I really appreciate it :D
      Promotion +1%
      (Money -100)
  • I'm sorry.. I have an appointment on that day...
    • Refuse
      All of your co workers promised to come... haha...
      Promotion -1%

Should I call him bro...?

  I hung out with my team
  manager last night and had a
  really good time.
  He asked me to call him bro...
  What should I do?

Should I call him Bra...? Or should I not?

  • Team Manager~
    • Accept
      Good morning~!<br />(I guess he doesn't<br />remember...)
      Nothing Changed
  • Bro! :D !!!
    • Refuse
      Are you out of your mind?
      Promotion -1%

Tell the boss I'm at work

  (Phone calls)
  Hey um.. I think I'm going to
  be late today..
  Can you tell the boss that I'm
  at work if he asks..?

Deputy General Manager asks me to lie that he's at work.

  • Yes! Sir.
    • Accept
      Thanks! :D
      Promotion +1%
  • I can't find your employee ID card. (You should've come earlier.... :<)
    • Refuse
      You don't know what you<br />are doing,<br />just get me someone who <br/> knows what he's doing!
      Promotion -1%

I fon't want to go to the work dinner...

  We are going to have a
  company dinner tonight, all
  employees must come~
  • I'll reserve the place~!!
    • Accept
      You sure konw what<br />you're doing! XD
      Promtion +1%
      Health -20
  • I have a date tonight...!!!
    • Refuse
      What? Just cancel it!
      Prmotion -1%
      Health -20

Flattest Joke

  Hey do you know how to
  check if Lady Gaga is dead?
  Po Po Po Poke her face
  LOLOLOL

Senior Managing Director tried a flat joke on me.

  • LOLOLOLOL, that's hilarious XD
    • Accept
      Right? I'll tell you an another joke later~:D
      Promotion +1%
  • ...... what? (Serious Face)
    • Refuse
      You have like, zero sense <br /> of humor!
      Promotion -1%

Mom

Conversations with your mom

Golden boy

  Son~
  My friend's son bought her a
  nice purse~
  Well.. I'm ok~
  I'm fine with my 10 year old
  purse~

Mom wants to have a fancy purse, What should I do?

  • Game is on! Purse for my mom! (Money -10 000)
    • Accept
      I'm so proud of you son!!!<br/>(feel happy inside)
      Promotion +3%
      Money -10 000
  • Sorry mom...
    • Refuse
      I'm ok son~<br/>(Sorry mom...)
      Promotion -1%

Mom's call

  (Mom calling you.)
  Son, are you coming home
  this holiday?

What should I say to her?

  • Of course I'm coming~ I got a present for you! (Money -100)
    • Accept
      I became happy :)
      Promotion +1%
      (Money -100)
  • Sorry mom... too busy... (Also, have no money...)
    • Refuse
      Cry in a corner.
      Promotion -1%

Other

Conversations that don't match any other, like talking to yourself.

A box of doughnuts

   I! Found! 
   A box of doughnuts!!!! 
   I love doughnuts... 
   can I eat just...one...?

I found a box of doughnuts. What should I do?

  • Do Nothing.
    • Accept
      Curiosity kills the cat...
      Nothing Changed
  • Open the Box

Airy Potato Chips

  • Whatever... better go back to work.
    • Accept
      Snacks are too expensive... better not...
      Nothing changed
  • I will eat my chips!

Lottery, that's the only way...

  On the way home on Friday...
  I guess winning the lottery is
  the only way to quit my job!
  Should I try?

Should I buy a lottery ticket or not?

  • Buy it! (Money -50)
    • Accept
      I got nothing...<br />well, no suprise.
      (Money -50)
  • Don't purchase

I wanto to buy a car.

  I got a job...
  now I want a car...
  Nice cars for cool guys!
  Should I buy it?

Should I purchase a car? or not?

  • Speed for men! buy it!!!! (Money -70 000)
  • Just dreaming...
    • Refuse
      I'm driving the car in my dream.
      Nothing changed

Student Debt

  (Phone call from the bank)
  Hello sir, we called to let you
  know that you didn't pay the
  interest for your student
  loan this month~

The bank called me to pay the interest on my student loans for this month.

  • Pay it all off (Money -20 000)
    • Accept
      I guess no phone calls<br/>anymore.<br/>Finally!! I'm free!!
      (Money -20 000)
      Student debt paid off
  • Just pay the interest (Money -100)
    • Refuse
      This damn student loan... I can't even imagine paying it all off...
      (Money -100)
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