Fired reason no 22

  Boss: "Seriously? Are you sleeping at work? what did you do last night?"
  You: "work overtime..."
  Boss: "You know what? When I was your age..."
  Because you slept during work, you got fired for your laziness

Achieved by failing the first challenge

Maximum survival chance: 99.9%

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