Fired reason no 27

   Boss: "Sure, you can leave early today:)"
   "Really?! Thank you!"
   Boss:"Yeah, and you don't have to come to work
        tomorrow :D"
   -The next day, my desk was gone...-
   It feels like it's because of your refusal to 
   work overtime...
   You got fired for your laziness, insufficiency
   inability to co operate.

Achieved by failing challange 6

Maximum survival chance 99.9%

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