Fired reason no 18

  "We are human beings!!!!" 
  "You better treat us right!!!!"
  The president: "Oops!"
  While all I did was follow the orders,
  somehow I became responsible for
  the strike and I got fired for my poor
  management.

Achieved by stressing/clicking your team a lot.

Maximum survival chance: 100%

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