Don't Get Fired Wikia
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There are 29 different ways to get fired.

By collecting all 29 you get a permanent promotion chance increase of +8%.

No. Why you got fired How it happens Text
1 Failed To Interview Fail the interview. (random) You failed the interview
2 Because you didn't get work Don't take work from your boss.  'Hey, why don't you take work!' you got fired because you didn't take work from your boss. 
3 Because there's no more work to do Taking too much work too fast. Rebuilding is in progress``` Because we don't have anymore work to do```' you got fired because you worked too hard, there was no more work to do.
4 No answer Not answering boss when he stands at your desk. 'Why are you not answering? Are you blank again?!!!!' Because you didn't answer him, you got fired for your laziness, ineffeciency to work.
5 Failed to get an internship Failed to get a promotion as Intern. (random) They didn't hire me after my internship. I gotta find a new job...
6 Failed to get a full time position Fail to get a promotion two times in a row as Contract Staff. (random) '2 years is the limit for contract positions...' If they don't hire me in 2 years, I have to look for another job. They don't even count contract staff as 'employees'.
7 Failed to get a promotion Fail to get a promotion three times in a row as Full Time Staff or higher. (random) 'How many years have you failed to get a promotion?' It's so uncomfortable... I feel like I have to quit this job on my own will... You got fired for your inefficiency to work, failing at promotion too many times.
8 Too sick to work. Making your health reach 0. I've been overworking forever, I don't feel good these days... I think I have to take a break. You quit your job to take a break.
9 Team management Not making your team work when they fall asleep. 'Hey!! Don't you manage your team?' You got fired for your inability to manage your team.
10 Company went bankrupt Company goes bankrupt. (random) 'Company went bankrupt, we're closing this month...' You got laid off because the company went bankrupt.
11 Company secret leaked out! Taking too many pictures with the camera icon in a row. 'Hey, what are you doing? My face is the company's top secret!!!!' Because you accidently caught your boss's face in your selfie, you got fired for leaking the company's secret. (Survival Chance goes from 90% to 99% after getting fired for this once)
12 Wheres my desk? Don't log in for a day.
13 Work Mistakes Make a work mistake. (random) Oops!!!!!! I put an extra 0 in the document!!! Because you made a critical mistake, you got fired.
14 Negative Nancy! Answering your team negatively more than 5 times in a row. 'Why are you always so negative?!' Because you chose negative answer more than 5 times, you got fired for ruining teamwork.
15 Got caught working two jobs!!! Get caught working a side job. (random) 'I heard you're doing your side job every night! That's why you've been terrible at work work!!!!' Because the company doesn't allow working side jobs, You got fired for neglecting your duty, inefficiency to work, and breaking the rules 
16 How dare!! You left work?!! Hitting the 'back' button on your phone. (random) 'Where are you going?!' 'Dang it!!!' You got caught leaving work early. You got fired for neglecting your duty.
17 Out with Naebal! Resign from work as President.
18 Sudden Strike!!! (As D.G.M. or higher) Tapping your team too much to make them work harder. 'We are human beings!!! You better treat us right!!!!' The president: oops! While all I did was follow the order, somehow I became responsible for the strike and I got fired for my poor management.
19 Bring me some nuts Bringing nuts in the package instead of on the plate. Haven't you taught your new workers? What kind of behavior is this to bring me nuts in the package?
20 A box of donuts Opening a box of donuts. Huh?! What is it?!?!?!?! $30000... The moment I was trying to check what's in the box, the president came in, and took it right away, claiming it was his. You got fired for seeing something you were not supposed to see.
21 Airy potato chips Opening a bag of chips. Pshhhhh~!!!! There were no chips, and right after I opened the bag, the pressure of the air inside blew me away!! Wait, did I purchase a bag of air?!?!?! Because the pressure blew me away from work, I got fired.
22 Eyes are closing Falling asleep at work. (challenge) Boss: Seriously? Are you sleeping at work? What did you do last night? 'work overtime...' Boss: You know what? When I was your age... Because you slept during work, you got fired for your laziness.
23 Who's the hottest girl? Checking out hot girls on the internet. (challenge) Boss: What the hell are you doing at work? Are you out of your mind? Because you were looking at the hottest girls in your town during work, you got fired for neglecting your duty.
24 I want some Thai food tho. Asking for Thai food. (challenge) Boss: Well, enjoy your Thai food. Although it feels like it's because of what you ordered, you got fired for ruining team work.
25 Forbidden Love Dating a Co Worker. (challenge) Co Workers: I heard they were dating. Really? Yeah, I saw them together last night... Although you were just flirting, You got fired because dating at work is not allowed.
26 Timing is everything! Asking for a day off. (challenge) "Team Manager: Are you out of your mind? Don't you see we have so much work to do? Who's going to work if we all take as much days off as we want?" While it feels like they are firing you because you asked for too many days off... You got fired for neglecting your duty, inability to cooperate.
27 No more overtime (challenge)
28 Back Stabbers (challenge)
29 Head out for happy hour! (challenge)

No. 1 - Failed To Interview: You failed the interview

No. 2 - Because you didn't get work: 'Hey, why don't you take work!' you got fired because you didn't take work from your boss.  

No. 3 - Because there's no more work to do: Rebuilding is in progress``` Because we don't have anymore work to do```' you got fired because you worked too hard, there was no more work to do.

No.4- no answer (don't answer your bosses/team managers)

No.5- failed to get an internship (fail promotion for intern)

No.6- Failed to get a full-time position (fail promotion twice as f.s or c.s)

No.7- Failed to get a promotion (failed to get a promotion 3 times)

No.8 too sick to work (health reaches 0)

No.9 bad team management (dont give your team work)

No 10 Company went bankrupt (happens randomly)

No. 11 - Company secreat leaked out!: 'Hey, what are you doing? My face is the company's top secret!!!!' Because you accidently caught your boss's face in your selfie, you got fired for leaking the company's secret. (Survival Chance goes from 90% to 99% after getting fired for this once)

No 12 Wheres my desk? (dont log in for a day)

No. 13 - Work Mistake: Oops!!!!!! I put an extra 0 in the document!!! Because you made a critical mistake, you got fired. (Survival Chance goes from 90% to 100% after getting fired for this reason twice)

No. 14 - Negative Nancy!: 'Why are you always so negative?!' Because you chose negative answer more than 5 times, you got fired for ruining teamwork.

No. 15 - Got caught working a second job: 'I heard you're doing your side job every night! That's why you've been terrible at work work!!!!' Because the company doesn't allow working side jobs, You got fired for neglecting your duty, ineffeciency to work, and breaking the rules (Survival Chance goes up to 99.9% after getting fired for this once)

No. 16 - How dare!! You left work?!!: 'Where are you going?!' 'Dang it!!!' You got caught leaving work early. You got fired for neglecting your duty.

No. 18 - Sudden Strike!!!: 'We are human beings!!! You better treat us right!!!!' The president: oops! While all I did was follow the order, somehow I became responsible for the strike and I got fired for my poor management.

No. 19 - Bring me some nuts: Haven't you taught your new workers? What kind of behaviour is this to bring me nuts still in the package!

No. 20 - A box of doughnuts: Huh?! What is it?!?!?!?! $30000... The moment I was trying to check what's in the box, the president came in, and took it right away, claiming it was his. You got fired for seeing something you were not supposed to see.

No. 21 - Airy Potato Chips: Pshhhhh~!!!! There were no chips, and right after I opened the bag, the pressure of the air inside blew me away!! Wait, did I purchase a bag of air?!?!?! Because the pressure blew me away from work, I got fired.

No. 22 - Eyes are closing.: Boss: Seriously? Are you sleeping at work? What did you do last night? 'work overtime...' Boss: You know what? When I was your age... Because you slept during work, you got fired for your laziness.

No. 23 - Who's the hottest girl?: Boss: What the hell are you doing at work? Are you out of your mind? Because you were looking at the hottest girls in your town during work, you got fired for neglecting your duty.

No. 24 - I want some Thai food tho.: Boss: Well, enjoy your Thai food. Although it feels like it's because of what you ordered, you got fired for ruining team work.

No. 25 - Forbidden Love: Co Workers: I heard they were dating. Really? Yeah, I saw them together last night... Although you were just flirting, You got fired because dating at work is not allowed.

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